#1 : Seriously? Luck monkeys?
Q: Forget the crows, and the invasion of giant crabs, where the hell did the idea of luck monkeys come from?
A: *shrugs happily*
What? What do you expect me to say to that? Sometimes the gods of inspiration just give you a gift. I mean who doesn’t wish that monkey really did scamper up to you in the street and present you with a (slightly soggy and possibly chewed) token of luck as part of the natural order of things?
*shuffles*
*coughs*
Luck monkeys!!!
Oh, please yourselves…